Trailer to the Stars: The Darkest Hour 2011
The United States has long been the go-to nation for visiting and/or invading extraterrestrials, but globalization has started to change that. The Thing (1982) brought aliens to Antarctica, albeit to a U.S. research base. In 2009 South Africa became the unlikely location of a landing (hovering, actually) in Neill Blomkamp’s District 9. And this year, South London was overrun by nasty off-world creatures in Attack the Block.
Now it’s Russia’s turn. As if the political turmoil in the former Communist republic wasn’t bad enough, Christmas Day sees the release of The Darkest Hour. In 3D! Because nothing says happy holidays like an alien assault.
Trailers for The Darkest Hour show a number of Russian cops getting disintegrated by the invisible invaders. (You have to wonder about the advisability of poking a potentially belligerent otherworldly force with a nightstick.)
Fortunately, a quartet of American college kids (or the world’s oldest teenagers), played by Emile Hirsch, Max Minghella, Olivia Thirlby and Rachel Taylor, are vacationing in the Russian capital and can sort things out. It’s OK, officers; these kids have seen both the Men in Black films, and the trailer for Men in Black 3.
They’re clearly a bright bunch. “They came here with a plan,” says Hirsch, and the trailer helpfully spells it out on the screen for us
Phase one: Seize the planet. Phase two: Devour all energy. Phase three: Destroy all life. I’d argue that phase three is actually a (ital) waste (unital) of energy, but what do I know? Hostile movie aliens always seem to enjoy blowing off a little steam by razing buildings, and Moscow has some fine old architecture that’s just begging to be leveled.)
“We’re gonna fight the hell back,” Hirsch says, which is their cue to put together some nifty-looking energy weapons, complete with matching power-pack backpacks. I dare say these youngsters have also seen Ghostbusters.



